**Dating Mr. Darcy by Kate O’Keeffe**
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to feature on the blog Kate O’Keeffe and her latest release, DATING MR. DARCY …
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**KATE O’KEEFFE**
**BIO**
Kate
O'Keeffe is a bestselling author of fun, feel-good romantic comedies. She lives
and loves in beautiful Hawke's Bay, New Zealand with her family,
two scruffy dogs, and a cat who thinks he's a scruffy dog too. He's not:
he's a cat. When she's not penning her latest story, Kate can be found hiking
up hills (slowly), traveling to different countries, and eating chocolate.
A lot of it.
To
find out more about Ms. O’Keeffe, please visit:
**DATING MR. DARCY**
Publication
date:
August 25th, 2020
Series:
Love Manor Romantic Comedy Series #1
Genres:
Adult, Romance, Contemporary
**BLURB**
Is it a truth
universally acknowledged, that a girl must compete on reality TV to win a
modern-day Mr. Darcy’s heart?
Clothing designer Emma Brady is having serious doubts about
how far she’ll go to promote her new activewear line. Sure, being on a reality
show would be great for business, but is putting up with Mr. Darcy-wannabe
Sebastian Huntington-Ross really worth it?
Sebastian is straight out of an Austen novel. But it’s hard
to focus on his chiseled jaw, broad shoulders and wickedly sexy accent when all
Emma can see is his pride, arrogance, and smug demeanor.
But Sebastian has a secret reason for being on the show, and
when Emma figures out what it is, her heart warms to him—without her permission.
Will Emma hold fast and keep the aristocratic Sebastian at
arm’s length? Or will she put her reservations aside when the lines between
reality and “reality show” start to blur?
**EXCERPT**
How on this sweet Earth did I get myself into this
position?
I’m not talking
metaphorically or spiritually or anything like that here, you understand.
Oh, no. I’m being much more
literal.
Right now, I’m all alone in
the back of the limo, whizzing through the outskirts of Houston on my way to
some ranch out in banjo territory. I’ve managed to remove my mic, which was a
feat all its own, and now I’m wrangling with my Timothy leggings. With an
almighty effort, I pull them up to my thighs, my dress bunched up under my
chin. Ever bunched up a sequin dress under your chin? Not comfortable.
As the car turns corners, my
task becomes increasingly complex. Just when I scoop my butt up off the seat to
pull the leggings up, the car turns, and I go crashing into the door. Luckily
it’s firmly shut or I’d be splattered across the road somewhere.
By the time I’m halfway
done, I’m hot and sweaty and panting like I’ve gone three rounds in the ring
with Muhammad Ali. Or some other boxer from this century. (Fighting’s so not my
thing).
My leggings finally in
place, I heave a sigh of relief. Time for my Timothy top. I pull my sequined
dress over my head, only for it to get snagged on my hair.
I tug at the dress. It pulls
at my hair but it holds tight. I tug again. This thing is not budging.
The car begins to slow. I
peer out the smoky glass window and see a large house at the end of the long
drive. It looks like a ranch in the middle of nowehere.
Uh-oh.
Panic begins to set in. I
need to get this darn dress off and pull on my T-shirt over my strapless bra,
and I need to do it now.
As the car slows to a stop,
I yank on the dress, hard, only to cry out in pain as my hair refuses to
untangle itself from the many sequins.
I hear a car door thud
closed and know the driver is about to walk around to open my door.
No! We can’t be here
already!
Think,
Emma, think!
In just my leggings and
strapless bra, my dress acting as some sort of weird hair extension, I’m not
only going to be the laughing stock of the nation, but I’m sure the Mr. Darcy
wannabe will send me home before he can say “that one was totally cray cray.”
Penny’s and my dream will amount to nothing.
With probably less than
about three seconds to go before the driver reaches my door, I ditch the
near-impossible hair issue and focus on getting my top on. I grab it out of my
clutch and loop one leg through, then the next. With a strength that would
impress Wonder Woman herself, I yank the top up over my thighs, and begin to
loop an arm through one side. So far, so good. All I’ve got to do now is loop
the other arm through and ...
The next thing I know, the
wall I’m leaning up against gives way and I fall backwards out of the privacy
of the limo and land with a thud on my butt.
Ooof.
As my butt meets the hard, unforgiving ground,
the wind is instantly sucked out of me and the pain sears. Trying to regain my
balance, my legs flail in the air like I’m some kind of insect that can’t get
itself back up. At least twelve different cuss words erupt from my mouth. Cuss
words my mother would blush to hear me say.
Everything goes quiet around
me.
Smooth,
Emma. Real smooth.
“Well, that was quite an
entrance,” a voice says.
“Emma,” Johnathan says,
snapping my attention away from Kennedy. “We would love to hear your
performance. Please, take to the stage.”
I wave my hand in the air.
“Oh, I’m going to sit this one out, if it’s all the same to you. But thanks for
asking.”
His eyes shift to a crew
member and back to me. “All the contestants need to perform, I’m afraid.”
“As much as I may want to
perform—and believe me I do so, so much—I’m afraid I’m no singer. I told
Sebastian that already and he seemed cool with it. Believe me, I’m doing all of
you a big favor here.”
“She doesn’t want to have to
follow my performance. Do you, Emma?”
Hayley says with the fakest sweet smile ever.
“I can well understand
that,” Johnathan replies, “but the rules are the rules. Aren’t they, Mrs.
Watson?” He’s looking for back-up now.
Mrs. Watson rises to her
feet and glares at me. “You. Stage. Now.” Gone is the firm but polite language.
It seems she’s going for straightforward orders now.
I chew on my lip as I look
around the room. “Do I have to?” I ask, and yes, I know I sound like a whiny
kid being made to eat her broccoli.
“You do,” Mrs. Watson
replies.
I let out a defeated sigh.
“Okay.” I make my way over to the stage like I’m walking the line. I don’t want
to perform, and I haven’t practiced anything either.
I scramble around in my
brain, searching desperately for a song in my range. Which is basically about
four notes, all of them flat, if my car singing skills are anything to go by.
“Miss Emma? We’re waiting,”
Mrs. Watson says tersely.
All eyes are on me.
Johnathan is watching me warily, Sebastian is looking somewhere between
concerned and amused, and there’s no way I’m going to look in Hayley’s or
Camille’s direction right now.
I’ve got to think of
something, stat!
When I don’t do anything,
Mrs. Watson barks, “Sing!”
Out of pure shock, I open my
mouth and begin to sing the first song that comes to mind. It was playing in
the car as I was driven here what feels like a lifetime ago, even though I
think it was only a matter of days. Days? Really?
Lil Nas X’s voice is in my
head, and I sing along with it. I’m taking my horse down to an old road, and it
takes all my willpower not to bob on the spot as though I’m on that horse
myself. When I get to the Billy Ray Cyrus part, I notice a few of the
contestants go from controlling their mirth to openly sniggering. It puts me
off my game. Not that I had much of a game in the first place.
I fudge some of the words
and replace others with the word “horse,” which seems appropriate, given that
it’s a song about riding one. Or is it a metaphor? All I know is this is about
a gazillion miles from being my finest hour, and I wish more than anything it
was over.
When I finally get to the
end of the song, I stop abruptly, clamp my mouth shut, and wait for the
inevitable laughter to roll around the room. I’m not disappointed. Camille is
doubled over, shaking with laughter, Hayley has tears rolling down her cheeks,
and even Phoebe and Kennedy are snickering, although I can tell they’re working
hard to hold it in.
I glance at Sebastian. His
face is alight with amusement, but his eyes are surprisingly soft. “Nice work,”
he mouths, and I shoot him my most withering look, which is a little hard to
muster when you’re up to your neck in a lake of humiliation, your cheeks hot
enough to scramble eggs.
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